Lucifer Season 2 Episode 2: "Liar, Liar, Slutty Dress on Fire" Quotes
Oh, goody. They come in more colors. There’s only one body part rubber should be worn on.Lucifer [about Mr. Richard’s crocs]
Not anymore, unfortunately. Now, I'm just stuck in this stinky human with the exceptional ass.Charlotte
Charlotte: I know how suspicious and untrusting you are.
Lucifer: You don't know anything about me.
Liar, liar, slutty dress on fire, mother.Lucifer
I'm traumatized for eternity now. Thank you very much for that.Lucifer
Trixie: I was just trying to give Tammy Twinkletoes a makeover.
Dan: Honey, you popped out her eye.
You know, when you made that face you looked a bit like that doll.Lucifer
Abandon the child in its time of need, and it won't trust you in the future. Is that what you want, Detective Decker?Lucifer
Ella: I've seem some guys with some pretty tiny lady hands.
Lucifer: Dan doesn't count.
At least I managed to keep this flesh sack in one piece. It's not been easy. A few of the male species have been eyeing me hungrily. Do humans eat their own?Charlotte
When exactly did you surrender your manhood?Lucifer
You are wasting your time, Mazikeen. You couldn't break me in Hell. What makes you think you can do it here?Charlotte