Ella: Wait, wait, wait. Lucifer’s back? Like, seriously back?
Chloe: Uh-huh, yeah.
Ella: Huh. Full bars, battery’s charged, but no texts or messages. Awesome.

Chloe: You just lied to her.
FauxLucifer: Uh, no. You did. I just kept up the rouse.
Chloe: You never lie.

Chloe: It’s probably nothing, but Lucifer’s acting… different.
Linda: Different, how?
Chloe: Uh, I don’t know. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I told him I loved him right before he left, and he didn’t exactly say it back.

Don’t you want to do something impulsive, inappropriate, sinful?

Chloe

Detective, I could tell the questions you were asking certainly weren’t just about the case. You’re concerned that I have changed. Well, the truth is… I have. But I need you to know that my feelings for you, haven’t.

FauxLucifer

Maze: Lucifer told me he had a twin brother.
Michael: And you are Mazikeen. Nice to meet you. I’m Michael.

Maze: So, you’re jealous?
Michael: No. I’m pissed. Lucifer finally does what he’s supposed to do without whining about it and he gets praised?

He rebelled against Dad. Almighty God, for God’s sake. Since when do we congratulate a convict for serving a sentence?

Michael

Maze: Humans are smart. Especially Chloe Decker.
Michael: I must admit, she was getting a little suspicious, but I’ll just up my Lucifer game until she’s properly hooked, and then I will achy-break her little heart.

Dan: Hey. What are you doing?
Michael: I’m literally doing nothing.
Dan: You never do nothing. Something is definitely up.

Michael: But Chloe, it meant nothing. You are the only thing that matters to me.
Chloe: Oh, yeah? How do I know that you’re not lying? ‘Cause you do that now, yeah? You lie. Michael: Not to you. You’re different. I would never lie to you.

Michael: I upset you even more back there, didn’t I? When I asked him what he truly feared.
Chloe: Actually, Lucifer, just the opposite. I think it helped me understand.

Lucifer Season 5 Episode 2 Quotes

Chloe: You just lied to her.
FauxLucifer: Uh, no. You did. I just kept up the rouse.
Chloe: You never lie.

Ella: Wait, wait, wait. Lucifer’s back? Like, seriously back?
Chloe: Uh-huh, yeah.
Ella: Huh. Full bars, battery’s charged, but no texts or messages. Awesome.