Dan: But I never told you what I want. I want you. All in. The whole deal. So there.
Charlotte: OK.
Dan: Really?

Cain: So you're not mad I got rid of my mark?
Amenadiel: I feel a certain kinship, actually. This is like the first official meeting of the immortals turned mortal club.

Linda: Did you guys find the booze?
Ella: Exactly! We should be nipple deep in Jaeger by now and playing pin the tail on Ryan Gosling!

Not peony, PENIS! Peeeni...yeah, I'll hold.

Ella

Look, we solve murders! How hard can it be to plan one little wedding?

Chloe

Even hot gets boring, Chloe. Dark days ahead, indeed.

Ella

You don't quit when you're doing God's work.

Charlotte

To think, you could have had everything you wanted and all you needed to do was tell Amber how you felt, but you blew it. And so did I.

I'm sorry, but I'm going to need to borrow your bike. [Knees guy] Don't worry, it's for God.

Charlotte

So let me see if I understand you correctly. I help you, I help restore God's will.

Charlotte

Linda: And what if she does choose you?
Lucifer: Well, things can finally go back to the way they were before Pierce. Obviously.

You need to back off. Whether I decide to take Pierce back or not, it has nothing to do with you.

Chloe

Lucifer Quotes

Chloe: I know how fans can get obsessed with their idols.
Lucifer: Yes, and with their boobs. Like after you did Hot Tub High School, Detective.

I'm like walking heroin...very habit forming. It never ends well.

Lucifer