Poor Chloe Decker. Did someone take something from you? Something valuable? Hurts, don't it?


Look at us? Reunited, and it feels so good.

You cops must make a lot of money. You hiring?


So you think it's my fault that the party's over?


Dr. Martin: So you're brothers?
Amenadiel: Unfortunately.

Lucifer: I'll go willingly. Please, just take me back to hell.
Amenadiel: No.
Lucifer: You don't want to take me back to Hell? The one bloody thing you wanted this entire time? Did I punch you in your head too hard?

I thought you were different, but I was wrong. You're just like all the others.

What you say we get some ladies up her. Blow off some steam. Emphasis on the "blow."


I can't get near you. I can't get rid of you.


I can't face my Father as a failure.


What nasty little urge are you hiding in your hoodie?

I'm the real Lucifer, and I insist you stop this nonsense immediately. I mean, have you heard yourselves? It's embarrassing.

Lucifer Season 1 Quotes

Cop: Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
Lucifer: Yes, of course.

Amenadiel: You are a mockery of everything divine.
Lucifer: Thank you. Thank you, but lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?