Lucifer
Fridays on NetflixLucifer Season 5 Quotes
Lee: Are you sure this is my hell?
Lucifer: Well who else’s would it be?
Lee: I don’t know, but I’m thinking that you’re just here torturing yourself.
Chloe: Lucifer, is everything okay? You seem different.
Lucifer: Well, for you, it’s only been a couple of months, but down there, time is different. For me, it’s been thousands of years. But the only thing that kept me going… was thinking of you.
Ella: Wait, wait, wait. Lucifer’s back? Like, seriously back?
Chloe: Uh-huh, yeah.
Ella: Huh. Full bars, battery’s charged, but no texts or messages. Awesome.
Chloe: You just lied to her.
FauxLucifer: Uh, no. You did. I just kept up the rouse.
Chloe: You never lie.
Chloe: It’s probably nothing, but Lucifer’s acting… different.
Linda: Different, how?
Chloe: Uh, I don’t know. I’m sure it has nothing to do with the fact that I told him I loved him right before he left, and he didn’t exactly say it back.
Don’t you want to do something impulsive, inappropriate, sinful?
Chloe
Detective, I could tell the questions you were asking certainly weren’t just about the case. You’re concerned that I have changed. Well, the truth is… I have. But I need you to know that my feelings for you, haven’t.
FauxLucifer
Maze: Lucifer told me he had a twin brother.
Michael: And you are Mazikeen. Nice to meet you. I’m Michael.
Maze: So, you’re jealous?
Michael: No. I’m pissed. Lucifer finally does what he’s supposed to do without whining about it and he gets praised?
He rebelled against Dad. Almighty God, for God’s sake. Since when do we congratulate a convict for serving a sentence?
Michael
Maze: Humans are smart. Especially Chloe Decker.
Michael: I must admit, she was getting a little suspicious, but I’ll just up my Lucifer game until she’s properly hooked, and then I will achy-break her little heart.
Chloe: Maze, just because you happen to have slept with that one murder victim a few weeks ago doesn’t mean that you slept with them all.
Maze: How am I supposed to keep up?
Chloe: With the murder victims or the people you’ve slept with?
Maze: Either.
Ella: Wow. Maze is really settling into her role as your new Lucifer.
