Is it just me, or is the lobby full of Negros?

Roger

I want you at work, because I want you.

Don (to Megan)

Has anyone even seen this baby with you walking next to him?

Roger (to Joan)

I know a girl who had your job who ended up with everything.

Joan

Pete: Where am I supposed to conduct business?
Roger: In the crapper for all I care.

Roger: Why don't you sing like that?
Jane: Why don't you look like him?

I got tickets to the bean ballet and the curtain's about to go up.

Stan

Clients are right all of the sudden? I don't recognize that man. He's kind...and patient.

Peggy

Don: So when you're 40, how old will I be?
Bobby: You'll be dead.

Mad Men Season 5 Episode 1 Quotes

Clients are right all of the sudden? I don't recognize that man. He's kind...and patient.

Peggy

Don: So when you're 40, how old will I be?
Bobby: You'll be dead.