Mike B: Going to see that family was reckless and stupid.
Elizabeth: You know, you asked me how I did it. I wasn't trying to do anything, just what I thought was right.
Mike B: I already said, stupid.

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Elizabeth: You found hard evidence?
Mike B: Sometimes it's like you don't even realize you're insulting me.

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Elizabeth: When did you start running voluntarily?
Mike B: Today. As you know, I've always maintained that exercise is stupid and painful, but clearly I know nothing because the Dawsons are dropping their lawsuit. So again, how did you do it?

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Elizabeth: You know what I can't stand?
Mike B: Betrayal be an ally. The capriciousness of our legal system. People with pet ferrets.

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Elizabeth: That Morejon. Every time I think that guy might be all right, he pulls some opportunistic, weaselly maneuver. It's like -- patriot, weasel, patriot, weasel.
Henry: No, I think it's more like -- weasel, weasel, briefly patriot, weasel, weasel, weasel, weasel.

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Daisy [shows Elizabeth a video]: The cable shows are playing it on a loop.
Matt: With the oh-so-original title "Tackle-gate."
Elizabeth: You know, how about we just retire "blank-gate" as a construction altogether?

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Daisy: Bad news, ma'am.
Elizabeth: We're trying to rise above labels now, and calling it all just "news."
Daisy: Yeah, have fun with that.

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I'm also absolutely clear that violence should only be resorted to when every other option has been exhausted. I wouldn't wish how I came to that clarity on anyone. Even those who treat questions of war and peace as just another Washington gotcha game.

Elizabeth

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Henry: You remember how mind-numbing college bureaucracy can be. Not to mention the petty politics.
Elizabeth: Faculty senate made the Middle East look like child's play.

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...Anyway, the moral of the story is you try to make peace in the Middle East, everybody gets mad at you.

Elizabeth

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Kat: Good news and bad news, ma'am.
Elizabeth: You know what, let's be Zen and call it all just "news."

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Winfield: That was some memo you wrote.
Henry: ...Two years ago.
Winfield: Academia. Worse, government-funded academia.

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