Abby: So, you're a private dick?
Magnum: I prefer private investigator.
Abby: I prefer dick.

I don't mind getting sweaty.

Magnum

It looks like Abby might not be the perfect woman after all.

Magnum

Online dating? I'd rather get hit in the face with a horseshoe.

Higgins

I don't need some dating app to meet women.

Magnum

It's no wonder you are all still single.

Higgins

Magnum: So what you're saying is hiring me was nothing more than a smoke screen?
Katsumoto: Yeah. That's what I'm saying.

Magnum P.I. Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

It's no wonder you are all still single.

Higgins

Magnum: So what you're saying is hiring me was nothing more than a smoke screen?
Katsumoto: Yeah. That's what I'm saying.