Magnum P.I.
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Higgins [flashing fake badge]: HPD. I'm afraid you're going to have to go elsewhere, sir.
Childs: I've got one of those too. Except mine's real.
Magnum: Hey, Rick, listen. I need a favor.
Rick: Of course you do. You know, Thomas, this is getting really tiresome. You know what kind of friendship they call this? Transactional. And it's toxic.
Magnum: Someone's a little cranky.
Higgins: Besides, sneaking around might be kind of fun, in a naughty way.
Magnum: That's an even better point.
Juliet: On paper, we really don't make sense. The notion that opposites attract is a total myth. Our personalities are vastly different, and we disagree on pretty much everything.
Magnum: On the plus side, at least now when we have an issue, we can resolve those differences with make-up sex.
Higgins: I came to tell you I have feelings for you. I tried to deny it but I just can't anymore.
Magnum: I have feelings for you. I think I have for a while.
Lia: I heard what happened today. Are you OK?
Katsumoto: Beth is. That's all that matters.
Katsumoto: Why are you telling me now?
Whelan: Because there's a chance I'm not walking away from this. And if I'm going to meet my maker, I'm going to do it with a clear conscience.
Rick: I'm having a baby here and you're asking for a favor?
Suzy: You're having a baby?
Magnum: I know what it looked like between me and Lia. But nothing happened.
Higgins: You're an adult. You don't have to explain yourself to me.
Magnum: Do you want to talk privately?
Higgins: No, it's fine. It's not important. We can talk later.
Knowing where you come from, good or bad, becomes more important the older you get.
T.C. [to Cade]
Greg: I guess the drugs were wearing off and I had a moment of clarity or something.
Higgins: Seems like your abductors not only overestimated the potency of those drugs but they underestimated you, Greg.
