Major Crimes Quotes
ME: You want me to shock the corpse?
Tao: Why not? He's not getting any deader.
You can be just as hateful in a whisper.
Flynn
In 40 years, I've never met a pair of more spoiled brats!
Provenza
You know, Buzz, at the end of this ride along, I rate your performance based almost entirely on my mood.
Provenza
Well, of course I don't want to... did I say I wouldn't?
Provenza
Hey Buzz? That's it?
Buzz
Two people died because of you, sir. I killed one of them myself. You're going to jail.
Tao
So... some guy illegallly recorded 42 women without their permission and I videoed a confessed killer at his request, and I'm the one in trouble?
Rusty
Well, that was a terrific use of the dealmaking process.
Hobbs
Raydor: Did you strip down to your underwear, push Krista Cook up against a wall, and hold her against a wall?
Malcolm: Oh, that.
Not only can you stand up for Alice, but you can stand up for yourself.
Raydor
How I miss the days of perverts peeking through windows.
Provenza
