Man Seeking Woman Season 1 Quotes
Liz: Or do you just say, owh owh put your butt on my face?
Mike: Yes. I say owh owh put your butt on my face, because it's better than this Friday's eve.
Mike, you really didn't have to hire an exorcist, man, everything's fine.
Josh
Maggie: My relationship with Dolphy has nothing to do with you. We're just two people who fell in love.
Josh: He's a 150 years old!
Maggie: He's 126. I can't believe I'm defending myself to you.
Tinder is like Facebook but it's just straight to smashin.
Mike
Hitler: Uh oh! There's a Jew at this party!
Josh: That's right.
Hitler: There's one in our midst.
Josh: Who is he?
Mike: This guy Adolf.
Josh: His name is Adolf?
Mike: Yeah.
Josh: Like Adolf Hitler?
Mike: Cool! You know him.
Josh: I know OF him. I thought he died, like, years ago.
Mike: Nahhh. He faked that. He's been hiding in Argentina since like the 40s. I know he's got a weird rep and people think he's sketchy or whatever but, in person, he's actually pretty cool.
Liz: Joshua, want to have a little 'look at yourself' moment?
Josh: No, no.
Liz: Do you go to the gym?
Josh: No.
Liz: Do you have a job?
Josh: I, I, I... I'm a temp.
Liz: OK. Well, how does that sound to a lady?
Josh: If she's a temp she'll like it.
Mike: Here. Wear this.
Josh: What is this?
Mike: Robert Graham contrasting tops. You will crush gash!
Josh: What an awful...! Every gash is somebody's daughter!
