Manhattan Love Story Quotes
Being deaf is not an excuse for vile behavior.
Tucker
Dana and I had just reached the perfect relationship spot. You know, where we know we're seeing other people but we never talk about it. It's all the fun without the guilt.
Peter
Are you pausing so that I invite you to the party?
Amy
I wish I could just put you in a freezer.
Peter
I can't believe I shoplifted panties for this.
Dana
I feel like a princess.
Dana
And after this Sunday we're going to get through a date without one of us crying.
Dana
You'd be much more handsome if you shaved.
Older Lady
Peter: Here, come look at this profile pic of this girl that David and Amy are setting me up with.
Chloe: Which one is she?
Peter: The ugly one.
Chloe: How do you know?
Peter: If you're pretty, you're not going to risk having people think that you're the wrong one. But, if you're not pretty, you're counting on it.
You owe me a pair of shoes. And a tetanus shot.
Dana
Come on, it's not like I'm the kind of guy who makes everything a joke so if someone gets offended it's their fault.
Peter
