Cole: Now all I need's a damn warrant.
Cowboy: You don't have a warrant.

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If he's the Unabomber, that's not a cabin, that's a bomb factory.

Jerry

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You said you wanted a smoking gun. How about a smoking proverb?

Fitz

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Cole: Lead on, McDuff.
Jerry: Actually, it's 'Lay on, McDuff,' not lead on. People often misquote that line.
Cole: Don't you start with that language shit.

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Ted: Am I under arrest?
Cole: No.
Ted: Will you remove these handcuffs?
Cole: No.
Ted: If I'm not under arrest, am I free to leave?
Cole: No.

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Federal agents have just informed me they found bomb making materials in your cabin, Ted. NOW you're under arrest.

Cole

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Well, this seems pretty serious, and they always say if it's something serious, you should talk to an attorney, so I think I'll wait until I have an attorney.

Ted

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Cole: Is that a bomb in the package under your bed, Mr. Kaczynski?
Ted: [stares at him blankly]

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