I'm engaged now. I gotta be fiancé-Jake. I gotta use French words like champagne and fiancé-Jake.

Jake

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Jake: What if I just ask her what's wrong, and then when she tells me "I'm fine", I don't accept it and I push through to what's really bothering her?
Gil: What kind of mutton-head moron would push through an "I'm fine"? The "I'm fine" is your best friend, pal.

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• Added: October 21, 2014

Only children are monsters.

Kay

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Okay what's wrong? You're doing that thing that you do when you're uncomfortable and you ramble on and on about random subjects. Sounds like bad 90's stand-up.

Jake

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Annie: I don't want him to think I'm a crazy person.
Kevin: Oh sweetie, you passed that exit miles ago.

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It's a dating app for lesbians, like Grinder is for gay men, or Tinder is for straight men and whores.

Kay

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