Jake: Why do you do it?
Kevin 1: Kevin loves to ask questions while we're watching our show, and I love not beating him to death with a hammer because he interrupts every five seconds.

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Jake: Alright, you sure you want to do this Annie? Because once the noise has been brought, it cannot be unbrought.
Annie: Oh bring the noise and honestly, bring the funk as well because I am looking forward to this.
Gary: And she is telling the truth.
Jake: About the funk as well?
Gary: Especially about the funk.

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Gil, we're going out. Call me. My number's 911.

Laguna

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Jake: So, good news. We are no longer at war over who watched "The Moors".
Gil: Oh thank God.
Annie: When I thought Jake watched it I was like, "Do I even know this man?"
Jake: And I was like, "Is this the monster that I've chosen to fill with babies?"
Annie: [laughing] Yes!

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Dennah: The other day, he [Gary] took me to the evidence room. Told me I could pick out anything I wanted.
Gil: So what'd you get?
Dennah: Really high.

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I mean, it cannot be overstated how much a television program about social hierarchy and sexual atrocities in 19th century England has elevated our love.

Jake

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