Crystal: Why do you two hate each other so much?
Audrey: Because we just broke up.
Dave: A year ago.
Audrey: Any other questions?
Crystal: I still don't get why my dog isn't getting better now.
Audrey: God, you're such a princess! I need to go get more supplies from my car.
Crystal: How did she know I am a princess?
Dave: For real?

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Louise; You know what I did? I spent my entire life trying to figure out how to get to the Moon and guess what? I work for a company who can get there! Takes us three days, but we can get there. So maybe, just maybe, we can get you home with your husband and your cousins with ridiculous names. Maybe us humans, maybe we're not all that bad.
Medusa: I can't lose my husband.
Louise: Well, are you going to walk there? Look, I don't know if you've noticed but this is kind of a big island and I happen to have a car...that I stole, by the way! I've never stolen anything in my life. I broke more laws today than I have ever in my entire life and all of it has been for you!
Medusa: Yeah?!
Louise: Yeah!
Medusa: I like you, Louise.
Louise: Jesus, took you long enough!
Medusa: Let's go!

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Genetic Council Member: But I do have one question.
Maximus: What?
Genetic Council Member: Can you forgive me...for betraying you? When we were younger?
Maximus: I always thought forgiveness to be overrated.

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Louise: You know you never did tell me your name.
Medusa: It's Medusa.
Louise: [laughs] Funny.
Medusa: What?
Louise: I mean...you don't really have any hair. Medusa has snakes made of...Forget about it. Why did you cut it?
Medusa: I didn't.
Louise: Mhm. Yeah, I went through a short-hair phase once. New hair, new you, am I right?

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