Impotence is the working girl's bread and butter, am I right Kitty?

Betty

Lester: It's a really nice offer and everything, but if you wanted to let me know I was doing a good job, some extra cash at Christmas would be great.
Bill: This isn't a bonus, it's an opportunity to participate in the work.

I was looking forward to taking care of you tonight.

Bill [to Virginia]

Nature doesn't always have to have the last word.

Bill

Our new mission here is not simply to observe, it's also to hear.

Bill

Betty: Most of the time it's a mental block. Guy feels lousy about himself, guy feels guilty about his wife, or his mother, or he's got a thing for farm animals or whatever but you're still stuck with the same problem: how to get it up so he can finish off and get out.

You'll come with me and Bill, we'll go as a triumvirate!!

Libby [to Virginia]

In spite of what you may have heard Miss Packer, my relationship with my patients is strictly professional.

Austin

Well if they're brave enough to come in I think we should at least keep a record of their bravery, don't you think?

Virginia

I think he fears an apology would weaken him. I think he fears so many things.

Libby [about Bill]

Virginia: It's unreasonable. You go home to someone every night. Why can't I go home to-
Bill: Fill in the blank?

Virginia: Bill is married, Austin. We work together. That's all.
Austin: I'll take it from your overreaction that you've ended things with Bill. Good. out with the old, in with the new.

Masters of Sex Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.

Virginia

Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately

Betty