I finally realized there's one thing I can't live without. You.

William [to Virginia]

Masters study will continue. We could too.

Austins

God help me, you always could bend the universe to your well.

Barton [to William]

If you had just discovered after 30 years that I was a martian, the least I could do was explain to you life on mars.

Margaret

I think it'll help is everybody's a little looped.

Jane

I'm a doctor. I can spot a statistically average masturbator from a mile away.

William

I need this to go well. Because if it doesn't, I'll have lost everything.

Bill

You wanna keep the title George? You got it. All I want is the job.

Ethan [to George]

What you've got Lillian is a bad case of penis envy.

Virginia

Can't seem to get away from vibrators now, can I?

Virginia

Twenty three times. They must've fallen in love. Did they fall in love?

Libby

Libby: When do you stop feeling like you've got something to prove?
Bill: There's always something to prove.

Masters of Sex Season 1 Quotes

I think women often confuse love with physical attraction.

Virginia

Women fake orgasms, maybe all of em. Although I haven't checked my clipboard lately

Betty