Don't get your knickers in a knot. They're way more interested in nookie than in a bookie.

Betty

I used to be young and beautiful you know. Make me feel like that again.

Flo [to Austin]

Some things no doctor can cure no matter how good he is, right? He can't operate on a soul, only God can do that.

Barbara

I'm broken and you're the one, you're the only one who can fix me.

Bill [to Virginia]

I'm not interested in the explanation, I'm interested in the cure.

Bill

Either it's tenants who aren't so fancy schmancy but pay the rent of you're gonna be doing pelvic exams with a miner's lamp.

Betty

Babies are my stock and trade so let's focus on that, shall we?

Bill

Past is past. You can't change it, you can poke at it and prod it but you cannot change it. So you move on, do your best.

Bill

What things have we told ourselves that make it possible to do what we do in this room?

Virginia

We are clearing the way for her to have intercourse that she is psychologically unprepared for.

Virginia

Impotence is the working girl's bread and butter, am I right Kitty?

Betty

Lester: It's a really nice offer and everything, but if you wanted to let me know I was doing a good job, some extra cash at Christmas would be great.
Bill: This isn't a bonus, it's an opportunity to participate in the work.

Masters of Sex Season 2 Quotes

How could you possibly interpret what's happened here?

Virgina [to Bill]

Ever since the presentation I'm propositioned a dozen times a day. I get notes on my windshield. Just today somebody left a dildo on my desk.

Virginia