I've dropped my fair share of books in the deep end. That's what hair driers are for.

Lauren

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Nothing about you is normal, and everything about Riley is normal. Painfully normal!

Ella

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You and me at that lunch were completely compatible. Which is more than I can say about other couples I know.

Ella

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I always knew you would win an Oscar someday, but I never knew it would be for acting. Bravo!

Ella

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Either get me a lawyer, or I get you divorced.

Violet

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There's a long list of students that would give their right arm for your spot. Don't blow it.

Michael

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No reason to get your jockstrap in a knot.

Ella

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What would a boy do without his balls?

Ella

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Too bad in real life there's no undo command.

Jonah

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Riley: Where are we Jonah?
Jonah: I have no idea.

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• Added: November 10, 2009