Melrose Place Quotes
What would a boy do without his balls?
Ella
Too bad in real life there's no undo command.
Jonah
Riley: Where are we Jonah?
Jonah: I have no idea.
I feel like we're on two trains going in totally opposite directions. It's bigger than Auggie or Kendra.
Riley
Lauren: What are you doing?
Ella: I was gonna ask you the same thing, Pretty Woman.
You'll say and do anything to get what you want. You're nothing but a pathetic whore.
David [to Sydney]
No more putting that crap up your nose. Otherwise, your gonna have a powder lunch with River Phoenix.
Ella
We drove past three comic book stores and you didn't even joke about wanting to stop. I know when something's up.
Riley
That's like cooking plagiarism. You can't let him get away with that.
Violet
Gossip may be my bread and butter at work. But, off duty, I can actually keep a secret.
Ella
The Jonah Miller Story starts out a little slow, but has a few twists.
Jonah
Lauren: My dad sent me that money for school.
Ella: Who's your dad? Tony Soprano?
