Terry: The universe will give me what it wants to give me.
Owen: I thought you were off the pot.

You are going to take that great "what if" that's been itching you, and you're gonna scratch the hell out of it.

Terry

Joe: Why do you gotta make it sexual?
Owen: It's your birthday.

Joe: What do ya think?
Albert: Minds eye that shit.

Erin: Old friend? She's not that old.
Terry: Actually she's 58.

Joe: Take it easy. Guys can play in the rain.
Albert: Not old guys.

Manfro: I want my last meal.
Joe: Oh come on.
Manfro: I'm gonna be doing a lot of jokes like that so you better get used to it.

I don't wanna hear this shit my last night with hair.

Manfro

Men of a Certain Age Quotes

Manfro: I want my last meal.
Joe: Oh come on.
Manfro: I'm gonna be doing a lot of jokes like that so you better get used to it.

Erin: Old friend? She's not that old.
Terry: Actually she's 58.