Popular Men of a Certain Age Quotes
God I hate your penis.
Owen (to Terry)
Joe: She's really good 'cause she played varsity.
Owen: Great.
Maria: And I'm a lesbian so...
Bitch stole second.
Jesse
Joe: So if I got an issue with my, um, balls, she's okay hearing about that?
Terry: Do you have an issue with your balls?
Joe: I kinda do, yeah.
Terry: This still is our thing.
Joe: Okay fine. When she comes back I'm talking about my scrotum.
You're a sweetheart Joe, and I mean that in the gayest way possible.
Manfro
We'd like to see an uptick in professionalism, and a down-tick in how should I put it...bull shit.
Owen
Come on man, you keep this up I'm not gonna be able to do fat jokes. That's like half my repertoire.
Joe (to Owen)
Owen: I'm going on fumes. No sleep again last night.
Joe: Work stuff? Or just peeing?
Don't worry Mr. Joe. I have ten friends we call.
Carlos
Erin: And why are you wearing the overalls.
Terry: This was my best pair of pants.
Terry: We're thinking about making some tweaks here.
Owen: Tweaks?!? He said it sucks!
