Joe: How ya feeling?
Manfro: Like ass. I got cancer, remember?

You know they can save the tooth sometimes if you go to the dentist right away! And put it in milk!

Manfro

Don't let bad Joe win, 'cause good Joe's kinda awesome.

Dory

Terry: The universe will give me what it wants to give me.
Owen: I thought you were off the pot.

You are going to take that great "what if" that's been itching you, and you're gonna scratch the hell out of it.

Terry

Joe: Why do you gotta make it sexual?
Owen: It's your birthday.

Joe: What do ya think?
Albert: Minds eye that shit.

Joe: Take it easy. Guys can play in the rain.
Albert: Not old guys.

Men of a Certain Age Quotes

Manfro: I want my last meal.
Joe: Oh come on.
Manfro: I'm gonna be doing a lot of jokes like that so you better get used to it.

Erin: Old friend? She's not that old.
Terry: Actually she's 58.