Terry: You're Jordan, but when he played for the Wizards.
Marcus: You're Jordan when he played for the White Sox.

You listening Joe? I was just getting to the part about my diarrhea.

Manfro

You do know what the internet is? That place where you re-order your Viagra.

Marcus (to Terry)

Don't you watch him drive away. I got everything you need right here. Watch me walk away.

Owen

Erin: I'm 46. I can't just throw it all away on a fling.
Terry: I wasn't thinking of this as a fling.

I don't wanna hear this shit my last night with hair.

Manfro

Manfro: I want my last meal.
Joe: Oh come on.
Manfro: I'm gonna be doing a lot of jokes like that so you better get used to it.

Erin: Old friend? She's not that old.
Terry: Actually she's 58.

Men of a Certain Age Quotes

Manfro: I want my last meal.
Joe: Oh come on.
Manfro: I'm gonna be doing a lot of jokes like that so you better get used to it.

Erin: Old friend? She's not that old.
Terry: Actually she's 58.