I'm still not going to risk my life flying halfway around the world just to see free boobs.

Mike

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Story of my life. I give a woman my heart and she says no thanks, balls please.

Vince

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Molly: I'm friends with all of my exes.
Vince: Yeah, but they were all swishes. How did you put it, Mike? The front row of a Cher concert?
Mike: I never used the word "swish". I said "pansy".

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I know what goes on between pilots and students. I've seen more than my fair share of pornography.

Vince

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Molly: I'm starting to think that flying for our honeymoon is spooking you.
Mike: What are you talking about? I'm a Chicago police officer. We're known far and wide as being unspookable.
Molly: Where are you going?
Mike: To lie down, I'm feeling a little queasy.

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