Favorite Mistresses Quotes
What is up with the house of sadness?
Joss
Joss: Is that your job, to make Sally feel better?
Alex: Well she is my girlfriend.
Joss: She's a grown up. She controls her own happiness, doesn't she?
Apparently it's hard to tell someone over the phone that your entire marriage was a sham. So she decided to do it in person which would have been a classy move if she wasn't such a gigantic whore.
April
April: Paul had a baby with another woman.
Savi: My thing can wait.
Dominic: It's so unfair. You're stunning today.
Savi: I'm going to a funeral, Dominic.
Dominic: Not mine.
You remove your own hair from your hair brush every time you use it. There is no way Karen Kim left anything behind.
Savi
What was I suppose to tell him? On the way to our date some trash showed up on my doorstep with my cheating ass husband's biracial spawn.
April
Dom: What is it that you want?
Savi: I want things to go back to the way they were before.
Dom: This is the way it was. This is it. This is us.
Savi: Then it needs not to be.
I appreciate the romance, I do but what reality are you living in?
Harry
Harry: We are kind of stuck here for the foreseeable future.
Savi: There's no place I'd rather be.
Karen: Do you do things, you know, after work I mean?
Jacob: Like solve crimes?
Who would buy us? We kind of suck.
Joss
