I can't hear the name Paul without having PTSD. Or Daniel... or Richard, for that matter.

April

Joss: Anyone want to join? It will change your life.
Karen: Yeah, I don't really feel like getting kicked in the ribs.

You will have this orgasm if it’s the last thing I do.

Karen

Kate: Do I have to get out of my snuggie?
Harry: Is that what that is?

I’m gonna pretty much do everything I can to not think about Brian, except for when I’m cyberstalking him.

Kate

Henry: Bad news?
Joss: No, it’s just the slow crumbling of my self-esteem.

Patient: I’ve never had an orgasm!
Karen: Okay. Little bit of a problem.

Mistresses Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes

Henry: Bad news?
Joss: No, it’s just the slow crumbling of my self-esteem.

Patient: I’ve never had an orgasm!
Karen: Okay. Little bit of a problem.