Mistresses Quotes
Kiss a lot of frogs! Isn’t that the expression?
Karen
It’s like going to a bar without leaving your house.
Joss
I’d be delighted to drive all the way up to Malibu. After all, this is my store. Now, please, get out of my store.
April
There's a fine line between self-empowerment and self-destruction.
Doctor
You're the one who's marrying your ex-sister-in-law.
Kate
Karen: Wait, isn't that a sex store?
Barbara: Yeah, but it's a classy sex store. They sell books, and flavored condoms.
Kate: I need you to help find me a really hot, fairly tall, possibly Latino guy.
Joss: I don't think they sell those here.
Would you want a slut-pert in your class?
Karen
Trainer: You're gonna get hurt.
Joss: Not if she does first.
What did you expect me to do? Kate's a grown woman with her own vagina choices.
Joss
Did he seem insane? Other than the outfit and terrible wig, absolutely not. Wilson knew exactly what he was doing.
Joss
You're my nanny! This could not be more inappropriate.
Karen
