April broke up with Blair! Dropped him like the 180 pounds of dead weight that he was.

Marc [to Harry]

I'm sick again, Karen.


Lucy: You hate bed and breakfasts.
April: That is not true, Lucy.
Lucy: You're being so fake right now, it's weird.

Okay, so you're pregnant. You slept with Daniel. You're keeping the baby. And you didn't tell Blair? Seriously, how long have I been in the hole?

Joss [to Karen and April]

I've reached out to Diane Sawyer's people. You grieving, Diane, America. If you cry hard enough for your dear departed husband, America might just forget this video of you driving down your driveway.

Patty [to Calista]

Harry: I'll do anything for you, you know?
Joss: I know you would. I love you for that.
Harry: I love you.

There's no easy way to say this, so I'm just going to say it. I'm pregnant.

Karen [to Alec and Vivian]

Harry was always inevitable. He was always gonna be my love, wasn't he?


Daniel: What about last night?
April: Last night I cheated on a great guy who cares about me, with a guy who broke my heart.

April, I'm not here because I feel guilty. I'm here because you're the love of my life.


My assistant is a half wit. She doesn't eat carbs, poor thing.


Harry: So, how's married life?
Joss: Oh, you know.
Harry: No, I don't.
Joss: It's good.

Mistresses Quotes

Customer: Is this the sexy sheet section?
April: This is the satin section. What's sexy to one person is a slippery elbow in the face to someone else.

Savi: Where's your wedding ring?
Harry: It's in my pocket.
Savi: Put it on.