Mistresses Quotes
Karen: Life is complicated.
April: I know.
Karen: I'm pregnant.
April: What? Oh my God, Karen.
Karen: Yeah, I know.
April: Who?
Karen: Alec. And Vivian.
Marc: Man the point is, why would April ever go for a man like me? I got nothing.
Harry: Come on mate, you've got plenty.
I am not going down for this because you're too stupid to keep your mouth shut!
Calista [to Joss]
Joss: Hey, you're not allowed to be more scared than me.
April: I can't help it. You're my family, Joss. I love you.
Joss: Oh, honey. I love you, too.
Karen: What did Luca do?
Joss: He died.
Ya'll are pathetic. Predictable and pathetic.
April [to Marc]
I don't need you to be my man, okay? I'm gonna have to be my own man from now on.
Tasha [to Shawn]
A real friend would never ask you to prostitute yourself.
Karen [to Joss]
Calista: You are one twisted sister.
Joss: It's part of my charm.
Being alone with him, it kind of feels like I'm cheating on Vivian.
Karen [to April]
No, Wilson loves me. More than my husband ever did.
Calista [to Joss]
