In order for your soul to be compromised, you need to have one.

Karen

April: I thought I was the only one freaking out over Lucy's little love life.
Marc: I'm not freaking out, I'm jealous!

I swear I felt a connection between us! I wouldn't have kissed you otherwise.

Michael

I'm with Joss. Honesty is always the best policy.

Kate

You're a sex therapist, Karen. Get on board of that party train!

Barbara

I can't hear the name Paul without having PTSD. Or Daniel... or Richard, for that matter.

April

Joss: Anyone want to join? It will change your life.
Karen: Yeah, I don't really feel like getting kicked in the ribs.

You will have this orgasm if it’s the last thing I do.

Karen

Kate: Do I have to get out of my snuggie?
Harry: Is that what that is?

I’m gonna pretty much do everything I can to not think about Brian, except for when I’m cyberstalking him.

Kate

Henry: Bad news?
Joss: No, it’s just the slow crumbling of my self-esteem.

Patient: I’ve never had an orgasm!
Karen: Okay. Little bit of a problem.

Mistresses Season 4 Quotes

You're my nanny! This could not be more inappropriate.

Karen

Did he seem insane? Other than the outfit and terrible wig, absolutely not. Wilson knew exactly what he was doing.

Joss