Modern Family
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We will be maintaining our dignity in the spa, thank you.
Mitchell
Whoa that warmer drawer really works. It's like my mom's hugging my feet again.
Phil
Cam: You wanna tell me how you accidentally gave someone your key?
Mitchell: You wanna tell me why you spent all day sipping tequila out of some guy's navel?
Cam: You saw that?
Mitchell: I guessed!
Nice robe, like Hef back in the day. I'm gonna cut to the chase. I like your lifestyle, I want a taste of it.
Jay [to Langham]
Wait they're allowed up there? They're wearing dungarees!
Jay
Mitchell: You sound just like the kid who bullied me into smoking my first cigarette.
Claire: Maybe this time you won't tell on me.
Just a warning, I haven't shampooed professionally since college and that was only part-time to pay for my cheer gear.
Phil
Cam: Hey we got a package from my dad!
Mitchell: No air holes in the box, that's a good sign.
Cam: Lily loved having that chicken.
Mitchell: One more time than she realized.
This hair at a pool party? One dunk and it goes off like an airbag.
Manny
Back in Vietnam I had Hepatitis, still managed to cook Thanksgiving dinner for 300 soldiers. I think I can handle sauce.
Jay
C'mon we gotta go! That party's full of sophomores. Those women have lived.
Luke
Mitchell: This is how Cam's dad sees me, like some fawning damsel.
Jay: If anything, Cam's the damsel.
Mitchell: Dad! Thanks.
