Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
Mitchell: That was a take-out menu.
Earl: I don't want that man to know where I eat.
Okay, woah, this is exactly how it started out when I found out my father wasn't really in space.
Dylan
Phil: It's time, somebody warm some towels!
Claire: Every time I crack an egg, really?
We have been renting the upstairs unit to some frat boys from Cam's old college. They're here for some big game and to try to get on the Price is Right. Unfortunately for me it's brought out Cam's bromosexual side.
Mitchell
Claire: Phil, duck feed!
Phil: Hey, that's almost my name.
Claire: You know Luke has failed that driver's test twice now right?
Mitchell: My options today are frat house, duck village, or car crash. I'm feeling very comfortable with my decision.
Jay: Why do I look so pale and sweaty?
Mitchell: Well, you're old and Irish.
Phil: Well good morning Leonard.
Luke: Leonard?
Phil: I know it's not the well-behaved son Luke who'd never take our car out without a license and get arrested.
We should be careful, this market might be a trick to get a whole bunch of white people together in one spot.
Mitchell
Claire: You think maybe you're being a little hard on Luke?
Phil: We're his parents Claire, it's our job to keep him off the stripper pole.
Mitchell: How about a show to go with it?
Cam: Mitchell?
Mitchell: Who's Mitchell? I'm Magic Mitch. Welder by day, stripper by choice.
Cam: Well, technically this is your fault because we were afraid our marriage was getting as boring as yours.
Mitchell: Though based on your outfit, we need to work a little harder.
