Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.
Cameron
Okay just because my uncle is clearly gay, doesn't mean he'd ever want your tacky pink tree. And frankly, we'd rather throw some lights on our coat rack than have to deal with knuckledraggers like you, today of all days...December 16th.
Alex
Sweetheart I would love to be wrong, but I don't live with the right people for that.
Claire
My gaydar is never wrong and it is pinging like we're at a bathhouse.
Mitchell
This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.
Jay
You win an Oscar. You buy a Golden Globe.
Cam
There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.
Jay [to Gloria]
I brought you some soda, but I couldn't find any straws, so you'll have to drink it like cats.
Luke
You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.
Alex
Hey, the world needs more dreamers Luke. Never stop licking things.
Phil
We all weave a web of lies. Some we tell to try to help the ones we love, some we tell to try to fool ourselves.
Manny
She looks like she was dipped in glue and dragged through a flea market.
Cam [about Lily]
