Favorite Modern Family Quotes
If an accident does happen, I hope he kills me, because I don't think I would be a very inspiring disabled person.Cameron
This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.Jay
There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.Jay [to Gloria]
I brought you some soda, but I couldn't find any straws, so you'll have to drink it like cats.Luke
Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!
You're going to find somebody because you're an amazing girl Katie, you're the whole package, I just prefer someone who has one.Cameron
Are you doing sex?Luke
You can insult a lot of things about me - my hair, my voice, my balance-board exercises - but don't insult my selling. That crosses a line. What line? Oh, you don't see it? That's because I just sold it!Phil
Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America.Mitchell
You know what I might just go crazy tonight and hook up all over him.Alex
Hey, the world needs more dreamers Luke. Never stop licking things.Phil
Luke, I am your father. That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts.Phil