Modern Family Season 1 Episode 22: "Airport" Quotes
Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it! He's so mature!Haley
I have an uncle that can only wear bell-bottoms. Hand to God.Cam
Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.
I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.Manny
Could you make it a double? I'm traveling with my family.Jay
A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.Phil
This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open. He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool.Cameron
Phil: You're such a great mother. Sometimes I wish you were my mother.
Claire: Oh gosh. I'm already queasy.
I know I got a lot of baggage, but don't worry, I'm seeing a therapist. Just kidding. I'm fine.Phil
Jay: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on earth.
Gloria: I didn't... oh, because I'm an angel!