Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 2 Episode 14: "Bixby's Back" Quotes
Now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle.
Gloria
I don't like to talk about money. But I have exactly ten million dollars.
Phil
Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?
Claire
I haven't been single since I was nine.
Haley
I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I'm the first?
Gloria
Five course dinner waiting for us at home and she's strapping on the feedbag at Ibiza.
Jay
I've usually good at catching things from women in bars.
Phil
You look hot enough to cook a pizza on... in.
Phil
She's had the romantic, she's had the intellectual, how about all that in one fine little brown package.
Manny
Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years.
Phil
I know Phil and I are going to grow old together someday, but today is not that day.
Claire
Claire: I'll be upstairs, Clive, don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.
