I think I found a place where I can sell this organ. Can you drive me to the black market?


It's just a cold silly, you don't have to conceive of a world without me!

Haley [to Dylan]

With all you do for me, including going to the gym four times a week to keep me interested, I got this.


Luke: Is that your cheerleading baton?
Phil: Not when you're on the business end of it!

Manny: Where did I hear that siren?
Jay: That was your mother screaming.
Gloria: I wasn't that bad.
Jay: Cars were pulling over.

That gay cruise ship has sailed.

Cam [on Lily having a normal childhood]

You're worried about germs? I've seen you kiss a pigeon on the mouth.

Phil [to Luke]

You did one production of Godspell in a barn. You're barn folk!

Mitchell [to Cam]

How was it a big day for Biscuit? How?


Claire: Did you make the ladyfingers? Did you go to the gym?
Phil: Boy, you're really starting to sound like your old self.

Jay: We finish each other's sentences. Like, tonight we are going to... Gloria: Have so much fun!

Manny: These will be my last words to you.
Jay: Knock knock.
Manny: Who's there?

Modern Family Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes

Manny: I see you're still forklifting.
Jackson: More like lifting the fork!
Manny: I was gonna say that!

Luke: Is that Mom's apron?
Phil: It's an apron.