Modern Family Season 5 Episode 2: "First Days" Quotes
I know one Indian who was friends with a construction worker, fireman, and traffic cop.Cam
Hey I see a couple of old people, this isn't one of those catheter commercials is it? Because if it gets too descriptive I'm gonna start to squirm. Oooh I just did it to myself.Phil
Alex: It's junior year, I have to get good grades. Don't you know how competitive it is out there? Stop pressuring me!
Haley: You know, this is what happens to kids when they're not sexually active.
Prepare to feel like an old denim fest because I'm about to be-dazzling you.Cam
He was up at 5 in the morning ironing, but he also does that when he's depressed so I don't know.Gloria