Modern Family Season 5 Episode 14: "iSpy" Quotes
That's different, that was gossip and gossip belongs to everyone.Cam
Gloria: Some people you turn your back for one second and they have another family from the bad side of town.
Jay: You ARE my other family from the bad side of town.
Should you be more worried that Haley has a nurse's uniform in her closet?Alex
Do you see anything suspicious? Like smoke, or paraphernalia, or nachos?Claire
Mitchell: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
Cam: Well you did and do you know what the sad thing is? We could be laughing at someone's calf implants right now.
Haley: That's the old salvage yard where kids go to get high.
Claire: What? We are going there right now!
Phil: Wait, wait are you sure?
Haley: I'm gonna answer and then I'm gonna walk away, deal? I'm 420% sure.
Phil: Wow, she's bad at math.
Yes people are allowed their private thoughts and I shouldn't be so angry, but I'm latin so I get to feel whatever i want.Gloria
Phil: Sounds fun, wear your helmets.
Manny: We will. I'm not writing my first novel by blowing through a tube.