Manny got into a fight at The Sound of Music, got kicked out, I've never been so proud.

Jay

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You got a problem with Poppins, you got a problem with me.

Manny

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Hunnie when I met you, you were a wedding DJ. By the way Spinderfella, looks like you still need to hit the grocery store.

Claire

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Mitchell: Hey fiancée.
Cam: Hello my intended.

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What ever happened to letting kids be themselves?

Jay

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Gloria (whispers): It's the curse.
Jay: Not that I ever want to discourage you from whispering, but that's not a thing.

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Haley: Look I need more sleep than you and ever since they cut down that stupid prune tree the sun has been right in my eyes every morning.
Alex: It's not a prune tree, they pruned the tree.

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