Modern Family Season 3 Episode 17: "Leap Day" Quotes
Gloria [punches guy]: Nobody calls him grandpa!
Luke: I do.
First of all, that lady is my son.Jay [about Mitchell]
It smells like puke married poop and they had the ceremony in my nose.Luke
I always thought of women as the more evolved sex, but after today...I've seen things Jay.Manny
Doesn't he know that tiptoeing around someone like they're crazy, actually makes them crazy?Claire
A month after the most devastating twister to ever hit Cam's hometown, I throw a party based on gay cinema's most famous tornado.Mitchell
It happened. Satan's trifecta. The day I most dreaded had fallen on the day I most loved.Phil
Okay birthday boy, what's it gonna be, rom-com or horror? Or we could do both and watch Maid in Manhattan.Mitchell
I can be spontaneous every 4 years.Claire