Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Episode 14: "Me? Jealous?" Quotes
My wife took 50% of my stuff and left 100% of my kids.
Ted
Good to see you Betty Luke.
Phil [to Luke]
I know it's stupid, but it's nice to know that sometimes you'll fight for me and all I have to do is laugh at some other guy's story.
Claire
You can kiss my wife, you can take her to bed, but only I can make her laugh.
Phil
I know you can't tell by looking at me, but I'm not a natural homemaker.
Gloria
Cam, our shared bathroom is not the place to work out whatever's going on here!
Manny
I think somebody has a man crush.
Alex
He got divorced and his whole life opened up. Guy's living the dream.
Phil
Displaying all 8 quotes