Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?

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Alex is teaching herself Chinese so she'll be useful when they finish buying us.

Phil

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What do you say? Anybody up for a hobo adventure?

Jay

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Manny: I don't like the sound of that. A lot of amenities disappear when an H turns into an M!
Jay: Hey when I met you, you were eating cereal out of a bucket.

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We wouldn't be in the air, we'd be in rock n roll heaven!

Gloria

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Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!

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How do I say this without sounding like an ass? I'm kind of a legend to these guys.

Jay

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I wanted a car like this since I was a kid. I used to image the wind blowing through my perm, blasting some Hall and Oates, maybe horsing around with mister microphone.

Phil

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Cam: Do you have a better idea, you're the one who lost it!
Mitchell: No, you tossed it. You tossed it, lost it.

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