Modern Family Season 7 Episode 4: "She Crazy" Quotes
Claire: You know Luke has failed that driver's test twice now right?
Mitchell: My options today are frat house, duck village, or car crash. I'm feeling very comfortable with my decision.
Claire: Phil, duck feed!
Phil: Hey, that's almost my name.
We have been renting the upstairs unit to some frat boys from Cam's old college. They're here for some big game and to try to get on the Price is Right. Unfortunately for me it's brought out Cam's bromosexual side.Mitchell
Phil: It's time, somebody warm some towels!
Claire: Every time I crack an egg, really?