It's better to carry a tune than a grudge.

Cam

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You can't get fired from a favor!

Mitchell

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This will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold you poses, I really want to impress Mister Gorgeous.

Alex

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You don't know terror until you have to stare down the eyes of a Missouri state trooper and talk your way out of a PUI.

Cam

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So you're married to Jay, where'd you tie up that seeing eye dog?

Maxine [to Gloria]

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I've been fired, everyone has.

Cam

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I haven't felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.

Phil

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Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.

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• Added: May 16, 2012