Modern Family Season 4 Episode 4: "The Butler's Escape" Quotes
You should just dip yourself in boy repellant!Haley
Some people describe this escape as visual poetry!Phil
Claire: Why are we hugging?
Cam: Because I know if he called you for help, heard as many insults as I know he had to hear, then he had a worse day than me.
Dad your hot wife, who was learning to walk when you were 30 years old, is pregnant with the baby you conceived doing something most men would kill to do.Claire
I wouldn't be surprised if I got slow clapped out of my first class.Cam
Occupado big guy, find another foxhole.Manny
Spontaneous human combustion is very rare!Phil