I've been lonely. Having a mirror in my room will be like having company.

Haley

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• Added: February 26, 2014

What happened to him? He didn't used to be that self-conscious before high school. He used to go around in his poncho, play the band flute. I miss my old Manny.

Gloria

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A happy kid is like an anti-depressant. But a natural one, not the kind your husband has to find in your jewelry drawer.

Phil

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Haley: Oh my God I'm missing a text.
Alex: It just got real didn't it?

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• Added: February 26, 2014

Her head sounds like pop rocks.

Cam

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You win an Oscar. You buy a Golden Globe.

Cam

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I have a mandate and not the kind you hide from your wife.

Gil

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• Added: February 26, 2014