Modern Family Season 1 Episode 21: "Travels With Scout" Quotes
I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers; it turns out I'm one of them. It's a miracle I didn't end up a stripper.Phil
He sheds. I made the mistake of letting him sleep with me on the road. Now my sheets look like two bigfoots did it.Frank
Was that the alarm? Has our perimeter been breached?Manny
Phil: Dad, what's up?
Frank: Nothing, but these boxers are starting to ride high.
Phil: I'm in no mood for jokes... although that was a good one. You still got it.