Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 1 Episode 17: "Truth Be Told" Quotes
Gloria: And you really didn't know he was gay?
Jay: I must have, right?
I don't think I can get through this without crying. Maybe we should just go on to the cold cuts.
Manny
I'm Columbian, I know a fake crime scene when I see one.
Gloria
She's one of my 447 friends. Everyone wants a slice.
Phil
You're doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.
Phil
He's the suckiest suck of all time.
Mitchell
Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.
Manny
Haley: Oh my God, gross, I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire: Thank you.
If my daughter can stand up then so can I.
Mitchell
I am going to do what I am trained to do. I am going to lie, grovel, debase myself until I get what I want. I am a lawyer, damn it.
Mitchell
It's hard to sleep in a bed of lies, isn't it, Jay?
Gloria
To this day, Mitchell looks at me, I see him thinking 'that's the guy who killed Flyza Minnelli.'
Jay
